i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

Find someone as sleepy as you.

Coexhaust.

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

guy who just had like 3 weeks to do several things and didn’t do them: boy i need a week off!

If we were cats, u would be the love of my nine lives

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Anne Sexton, from “Hurry Up Please It’s Time,” in The Complete Poems [ID in alt text]